Meet Alani and Monster

The gentle one

Alani

The Biscuit Master

Purrs fix everything.

BreedDomestic shorthair

ColourGinger tabby

BornAround 30 March

Came home11 May

SpecialtyDeep purrs and biscuit making

Favourite timeAny time there is a lap

About Alani

Alani starts purring the second you look at him. Not when you pick him up, not when you feed him — when you look at him. He kneads absolutely everything: blankets, cushions, laps, his brother. If a recording session needs a reliable purr, he is the one we ask.

Alani, by the numbers

Purr volume9 / 10

Biscuit speed10 / 10

Cuddle factor10 / 10

Zoomies6 / 10

Completely unscientific. Everywhere else on this site we show our working — here we are just two people who know these cats.

The loud one

Monster

The Tiny Tiger

Play hard. Purr harder.

BreedDomestic shorthair

ColourGinger tabby

BornAround 30 March

Came home11 May

SpecialtyVolume, and zoomies

Favourite timePrecisely when you are asleep

About Monster

Monster is far louder than a cat his size has any right to be, and he lives up to the name. He is the reason a recording session takes four takes instead of one. He is also, when he finally settles, the best purr in the house — you can hear him from the next room.

Monster, by the numbers

Purr volume11 / 10

Biscuit speed7 / 10

Cuddle factor8 / 10

Zoomies10 / 10

Also completely unscientific, and the 11 out of 10 is not a typo.

A purrfect partnership

Alani brings the calm. Monster brings the chaos. They are brothers from the same litter, they came home on the same day, and between them they make every session sound the way it does.

Everything on this channel is these two. No stock audio, no synthesised purrs, no other cats.

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